An Audience

Why is it that every time I use the facilities in my house I have an audience? It's like my children have a sixth sense. They just know. And then they follow.

I will often try to find a time when they are busy playing and just try to sneak away to enjoy some private time. But again, they just seem to know, and moments later, while I'm enjoying this months' Martha Stewart Living, they appear. Asking questions about my various lotions and sprays on the vanity, getting into things, and of course, commenting on mama's naked butt.

Yes. This is my life.